diary: pickup lines


Ran across an amusing little site a few days ago that has a bevy of pickup lines.

Some of the more amusing to share:

    Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.And my sappiest favourite: I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I don't know if these lines actually work. I do know they made me laugh. And - ok, I'll admit it - some of those pickup lines (not necessarily the ones above) would actually work on me.Then again, no one has ever accused me of ever being the sharpest tack in the box.

NEWS FLASH: Apparently women's magazine articles about sex are full of lies.

Well, duh. :)

2002.03.08 08:49 AM
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