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diary: play that funky music, white boy

If there's one drawback to bullet vibes (or any vibe, really - wait, there are other kinds? - grin) it's that you have your choice of one, two, three, maybe up to seven speeds, but that's it. Once you've learned their grooves, there are no more surprises. This can be a Good Thing but it also means you miss out on the spontaneity that a partner brings to the mix.

Enter Audi-oh!, a wonderful new toy with an adorable tag-line: Sound in, pleasure out.

Audi-Oh™ is a revolution in stimulation technology for men or women. Sound is converted into infinitely variable pulses of pleasure. Audi-Oh can use ambient sound, like the music in your favorite club, or direct audio input from devices such as portable CD players, MP3 players, your PC or home audio and video systems. Audi-Oh was designed to resemble a pager. Its compact form and high-tech appearance allows it to be worn discreetly in public.

This sounds like so much fun, I can't begin to tell you. And at 70 bucks, it's certainly not completely ridiculous. I've paid more, for worse vibes. And I'm kind of curious how disco, or 80s pop metal, or Eminem's song from 8 mile, would play itself out on the device. Talk about a whole new way to appreciate music.

This one's going in my letter to Santa this year. :)

2003.04.18 06:31 AM
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And just where would Santa go to find one of these little jewels?

— posted by: Smiley on April 30, 2003 7:41 AM

Go to www.audi-oh.com

— posted by: Batman on May 4, 2003 11:09 AM