diary: fucking machines

I'm fascinated. Found a site devoted to fucking machines, appropriately labeled: fuckingmachines.com.

Honestly, I had no idea so many existed. It's like watching Battlebots only with an orgasm instead of destruction as the end goal.

I knew about the Sybian, of course. And was pretty skeptical, though intrigued.

But this! A virtual cornucopia of dildos powered by mechanical whojits all in the name of making a woman feel good. Talk about putting those engineering degrees to good use! I did notice, however, that only one of these machines - the Sybian - takes a woman's clit into account. Interesting, don't you think?

So, okay, yes, I looked around. Amusing that the two that appealed to me most are the least hi-tech, really. The Loving Chair and the Fucking Chair. Really, the latter was the most interesting, simply because the woman can completely control the speed and depth. Or maybe it's just that I love the idea of a rocking chair that fucks me.

Maybe I just need a man to straddle, hm? :)

In keeping with my promise, I've posted part four of Spanking tonight. I know it's started a little slow, but bear with me - the juicy bits are coming. Read part four... or start at the beginning.

2003.10.11 08:53 AM
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I came across the same website a year ago. I don't know if I should feel perverted because some of the action really does something for me... *shrugs* ;-)

What you said about the "missing-clit-action" is true though.

But what I really don't get is the fact that obviously only one out of gazillion users can see the difference between a woman's real orgasmic ejaculation or a faked one (which should be sold off as watersports!)...

What does that say about our sexlife? ;-)
Only one out of gazillion users made their female partnes squirt in real life! ;-))

— posted by: LMoon on October 15, 2003 3:19 AM


If you really, truly believe that you can't tell when a real woman is having a real orgasm - try www.cdgirls.com They don't seem to have this fascination with mechanical in-out actions, and in fact the couple of clips I have seen where they use such a machine, the lady has to help things along with her fingers.

No - they like the Sybian which has no in-out component at all. It has a vibrating ridge which presses against her clit and vaginal opening, and a stirring motion for the artifical cock. The rotation means that every part of the vagina is stimulated, including the anterior wall (G-spot area). In the hands of a skilled operator who sends the rider waves of intensity, the effects are staggering. And very, very beautiful to watch. Trust me - sign on for one of their trial offers. it's worth every cent.

— posted by: Eric George on November 16, 2003 6:54 AM


I also have encountered this site, but i have noticed that to compensate for a lack of clitral stimulation (as most of the women don't seem to want to spend all of their time on the sybian) the is the "magic wand", an oscillating mains-powered ball on a stick, to enable simultaneous thrusting and clitoral stimulation.

— posted by: Pog on April 19, 2004 2:46 AM


PRODUCTOS MUY PERO MUY BUENOS

— posted by: israel on June 2, 2004 2:01 AM


PRODUCTOS MUY PERO MUY BUENOS

— posted by: israel on June 2, 2004 2:01 AM


Was going to build one myself, and have the clitoris stimulated by having the probe more on a angle to stimulate the top part of the genital area.

— posted by: David Lush on December 8, 2004 6:49 PM


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