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diary: orgasm classification

According to my man, who has done intensive study on the subject, I apparently have three types of orgasm. I laughed out loud when he said it - that many types, really? - but once he explained it to me, I couldn't help but agree.

Please note the naming is his, not mine! :)

Angel wings - Quick, intense, brief. These are the surprise orgasms, the ones he doesn't see coming... they're just suddenly there, and just as suddenly over. Extra bonus points if these happen on a night when we both need to get to sleep!

OHMYGODs - These are the long rollercoastery orgasms he seems to love the best. He described it that my body tries to climb into the mattress and he just tries to hold on for the ride, keeping up stimulation for as long as I need it. He knows when I'm done, because I jerk away or slap his hands/mouth away, usually near screaming from the intensity.

Gentle earthquakes - these can take just as long to accomplish as OHMYGODs but they're more like a brook bubbling over. They're quiet, with no clear peaks but instead just a rising tide that crests and falls.

I asked him if he ever tries for a certain kind and he said no, there's no way to tell. It's kind of like Russian roulette but with a more favorable outcome - or like a box of chocolates, just like Forrest says. You never know what you're gonna get. ;)

2007.05.28 09:03 AM
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Interesting post, I never thought about mine before. I need to ask Alex what he thinks. ;)

— posted by: Suze on May 31, 2007 5:32 AM

My wife would fall in these 3 as well. Her most typical is the OMG's though.....never takes her too long to get there either!

— posted by: Mike on June 2, 2007 10:55 AM

I really liked these and recognize them all... I would add one more that we (she) has...

The Long Wave – this is the kind that comes along usually when she is on top and after she’s had the first 3 or 4 orgasms. It builds slowly over a period of minutes. In the beginning she is usually just rocking along for fun with whatever I want to do, or she thinks I want, thinking that ‘she’s finished’ – then she begins to sense another one forming somewhere out in the distance. I can feel her shift her body to emphasize one particular point of contact between us; change her rhythm; close her eyes to focus on the feelings; try to bring it closer. At some point, I can tell it is close and feel her really start to pursue this thing – run it down, capture it. She gets a little frantic in her motions, holds her breath in gasps to concentrate the feelings. In the end, when it is close enough, she finally throws herself into it and it devours her! These are the kind that when they happen completely overwhelm and consume her – her body totally responds, opens-clenches-flows. She shouts, writhes, alternates between trying to totally pull me inside, and pushing me away. Once it is gone, she is totally spent, and collapses off to the side, covered in a glistening glow. She’ll go into a swoon, where after a very short cuddle, she falls immediately into a deep sleep.

— posted by: Rob on September 5, 2007 3:52 PM

I love this web page and these stories and I also love the author that is sharing these fantasies to all of her devoted fans just like me. I wish you could make somemore stories with more spankings and love making in them.

— posted by: Michelle Jones on October 4, 2007 2:12 PM

Hi! I have just found your site and I really like it!
I agree with you about the different kinds of orgasms and maybe I can add more... I always have thought I was able to have orgasms everywhere on my body, I mean on my sensitive areas (lips, nipples, mouth...).
I think this is wonderful! Haha.

— posted by: Lisy on December 15, 2007 2:52 PM

Sounds about accurate...but I agree there is the one that lingers, you think it is finished and then a sudden unexpected quake moves up and down your body causing your legs to tremble and taking your breath away momentarily....they are all nice ;)

— posted by: breve on September 7, 2008 10:05 AM