Well, it took me an extra day longer than I’d expected, but I did manage to hit the sex shops today. Had a blast doing it, too, though I was disappointed by my search for hot leather clothing. It seems that women who wear sizes larger than size 6 are not sufficiently skinny enough to wear leather – at least according to Seduction. Every item they carried began at size 2 and ended at size 6. So the leather hunt continues. The good news is I did manage to figure out what kind of styles I wanted, so when I see them in a size not made for twigs, I’ll know what I like.
What goodies did I splurge on?
Well, I picked up a new vibrator – oddly enough made by the same people who made the Space Explorer Vibe. Actually, not so odd at all; I figured if their little bullet was strong enough to make me scream then a full-length vibrator should be double the fun! It has the same five speeds, and you know if you keep your eyes peeled you’ll see another review from me sometime soon on the subject.
Also picked up a little bondage kit with two cuffs (for some reason I thought it came with four, which means I have to go out and pick up another set of cuffs now – sigh – my work is never done!) and two adjustable length tethers. Yum. Oh, the daydreams I had walking down Yonge Street with these babies in my bag. These are just going to be fun, fun, fun!Also picked up a new bottle of lube – I finally decided to splurge on a bottle of Eros. It’s a silicone-based lube that just feels like sex. And best of all, it rarely dries up, doesn’t get sticky, just provides smooth lovin’. It was expensive, but this stuff is so potent it should last me a loooong time.
Saw the cutest little magnets at The Condom Shack – one says “Just Smile and say: ‘Yes Mistress'”. The other reads: “It’s better to have loved & lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life”.
Hilarious. I had to pick them both up on principle.
As the shopping continued, I decided to try once again to buy decent porn. Everything I’ve read suggests that Candida Royalle’s line of porn is great and less silicone-y than the rest. So I bought one. Got home, popped it in, dammit. There’s another thirty bucks I’ll never see. I don’t know if I’m ever going to find good porn. Bast suggested to me I start filming my own. If I had some cash, that wouldn’t be a bad goddamned idea. I asked her if she’d be willing to star. No such luck. Sheesh. I thought that was what friends were for!
Bought lots of books too. Will update on those tomorrow!
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