CategoryToys & Books

for the woman who has everything


Today, I ran across the craziest bit of bling (and normally I, like most girls, am healthily attracted to bling) that I’ve ever seen in my life. That is to say, I found a $1500 vibrator. Yeah, you read that right. Called the YVA Gold, the thing is a cordless, rechargeable vibrator made from sterling silver and handmade in 18K gold plate. Also comes with a moleskin carry pouch, natch...

sex toys and Stephen King


Mark Morford was telling me this morning all about something that he thinks is the most sex-positive thing to happen in simply ages. The news is simple. Amazon sells sex toys. (Okay, that’s not exactly news. But I love his take on it.) What a wonderful message this sends. What a desperately needed notion for a sex-starved and deeply misinformed, orgasmically uncertain nation. It is this:...

products: the Body Bare shaving system


It didn’t take long after my first shave to figure out that I loved being completely bare between the thighs. It felt sexy and soft and a little naughty, and I couldn’t get enough of it. The biggest problem, of course, was how to maintain this slip-slidey feeling all the time. Waxing is currently out for me – I tried a home waxing kit and OH MY GOD the pain. And while I’m...

delicious fetish gear


Wow, it’s been all about the vagina month, hm? Guess I was kind of on a kick. The good news is today, I have lovely and yummy toys to share. Somehow I’d missed the lovely site that is Extreme Restraints until Eden pointed me to it today, and I have to say that I have completely, head over heels, fallen in love with their products. I may need to get several. Among my favourite finds...

chicks with boys still love their toys


Yes, despite the unerring abilities of the boy to find my pleasure points and keep me on the edge of orgasm for-freaking-ever (more on that in a later post – grin), Vikki is still a woman who enjoys her toys. Which is all a preamble, really, to break the news that I finally bought an Eroscillator a month or so ago, and I am agog. First of all, after my experience with the thumper-to-end-all...

just found the toy of my dreams


Oh. My. God. I just found it. I have no idea how it would feel to wear it, but oh, how I would die to experience it. The TongueJoy vibrator. The idea, really, of the tongue – and vibration – at the same time – argh. Reminds me of one of the few times I actually came via oral sex – we were trying out my very first silver bullet. Myself, and He With The Magical Hands. Which...

on erotica – part two


So as I was saying (yeah, I know – you guys thought I forgot all about it, right? no such luck), I think romance writers create the best erotica. Oh, man, I can feel the eyes rolling from here. First of all, if you’ve never read several romance books (and I mean read them, cover to cover, several different authors and types) then you don’t know Jack, and please hold your...

on erotica – part one


You know, a lot of people say that erotica and porn are all pretty much the same thing. And depending on the shape and size of their ruler, it could be they’re right, but I tend to disagree. Ray Gordon, for those of you who know him, writes porn. In my opinion. His character development is nil, his plots are thin on purpose – it’s like reading the written equivalent of most...

sex shopping


Spurred by my recent thinking, I decided to visit Northbound today. Oh, it’s such a candy store in there for me. In my fantasies, I’ll go one day hand in hand with a very devious man who has money to spend there, and he’ll let me pick out the implements and restraints that make my insides clench the most. In reality, my shopping companion was content to simply watch my kid-in-a...

fucking machines


I’m fascinated. Found a site devoted to fucking machines, appropriately labeled: Honestly, I had no idea so many existed. It’s like watching Battlebots only with an orgasm instead of destruction as the end goal. I knew about the Sybian, of course. And was pretty skeptical, though intrigued. But this! A virtual cornucopia of dildos powered by mechanical whojits all...

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