100 sexy things about me

Since I’m bored tonight, and feeling a little at loose ends, I thought I’d try my own version of the 100 things meme that seems to make the rounds in the blogosphere every so often. However, since I figure none of you really care about the color of my couch or the number of years I’ve lived in my apartment or where I went to school, I’ve modified the concept a bit for this blog: it’s all about sex, baby.
Now here’s hoping I can come up with 100 things about sex, huh?

1. I notice a man’s hands first.
2. I notice his eyes second.
3. I have fooled around with a bisexual man exactly once.
4. I have fooled around with a woman exactly once. (remind me to tell that story someday; it’s funny.)
5. I prefer cut but won’t rule out uncut as a possibility.
6. Super-long “porn” cocks scare the bejeesus out of me because I value my lungs.
7. I own too many vibrators to count them all. Probably about ten.
8. Two of them plug in.
9. Only one is cock-sized and I rarely ever use it.
10. And yet having a man’s fingers or cock inside me when I come feels incredible. (Go figure.)
11. I own two butt plugs.
12. Other than a test run when I first bought them, have never had them inside me.
13. I own one pair of cuffs, from Eros Boutique, and they’re damned yummy.
14. I own a black leather corset which makes me feel sexier than anything else in my closet.
15. I own a black leather riding crop and yes, I’ve had it used on me.
16. I own two slave collars, but my favourite is a black leather one given to me by a wonderful Dom.
17. My favourite lube is Eros.
18. Which is fantastic for giving handjobs.
19. My favourite condom is Lifestyles Ultra Thin.
20. Condoms are a neccessity. No glove, no love.
21. Except during oral sex. And yes, I know that’s risky.
22. I love to read erotica.
23. Black Lace novels are my favourite.
24. Nexus are a distant second.
25. Emma Holly is my favourite erotica author.
26. Also Aran Ashe.
27. I have an entire bookshelf devoted to sex-related books.
28. Some of them are non-fiction, even.
29. My favourite non-fiction book is Screw The Roses, Send Me The Thorns.
30. Also The Technology of Orgasm.
31. Porn photos, even yummy amateur ones, do nothing for me.
32. Erotic ones do, but mostly as art appreciation rather than arousal-inducing.
33. Gay porn is hot hot hot.
34. Brian Kinney would be my ideal partner if I were gay. Or if he was real. Or if I was a guy. Damn.
35. There are times I have wondered what it would feel like to have a cock.
36. Roughly the same times I swear I’m coming back as a gay man looking for a leather daddy.
37. Lesbian porn is also enjoyable as long as it, the women, and the orgasms, are real.
38. Het porn, unless it explores a specific kink, generally does little for me.
39. My biggest pet peeve about porn is the lack of BDSM porn *with sex*.
40. My strangest fetish is for priests and other men of the cloth.
41. No, I don’t know where it came from.
42. But it makes watching Quills and Stigmata highly enjoyable.
43. I began learning about BDSM back in 2000 or so.
44. A man named The Muse inspired my reading.
45. Amusingly, I never played with him.
46. It didn’t take me long to realize how strongly BDSM turned me on.
47. I identify as submissive but don’t need it every time I have sex.
48. However, power exists in every exchange between two people, and I notice this more now.
49. And yes, it turns me on.
50. I hate doormat subs. I’m a feisty little thing.
51. I believe that how a person kisses is a great indicator of what kind of lover they are.
52. I believe that what two (or three, or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedroom is their business.
53. Unless they decide to share it with me. And that’s just fun, really.
54. The oldest star I find sexually attractive is Robert Redford. Or Sean Connery.
55. And yes, that creeps me out. But I do anyway.
56. The youngest star I find sexually attractive is Hayden Christensen.
57. And yes, that also creeps me out. But again, I do anyway.
58. I get secret crushes on bloggers from time to time.
59. I have a perverse hope that bloggers get crushes on me from time to time.
60. I love getting sexy email from my readers (hint!) although I admit I’m absolutely terrible at getting back to most of them.
61. I started writing erotica in 1999.
62. I’ve written several stories that don’t appear here for one reason or another.
63. Only one of them was kept from the site because I was afraid it would be judged harshly.
64. Many of my stories are inspired by sexy men I know, sexy men I’m fucking, or sexy men I’m dreaming about at the time.
65. I’m currently writing for a men’s magazine as well as this site; the magazine pays better. 🙂
66. Yes, if you write me personally I’ll tell you which one.
67. I’m working on several different stories as we speak and plan to get them up here just as soon as possible.
68. I find most erotica on the Internet to be poorly written both grammatically, and in terms of pacing.
69. I do have a few exceptions I keep on my hard drive for reference.
70. My favourite source for erotic fiction online is alt.sex.stories.
71. Which might explain why I have to wade through so much crap to find good fiction.
72. And yes, reading about gay sex is almost as hot as watching it. Or maybe hotter. I’m not sure.
73. But despite that, erotic fiction *books* featuring gay men are so boring to me I might as well read about knitting. If I did that sort of thing.
74. I usually masturbate to erotic fiction.
75. Only rarely do I masturbate to mental fantasies but some exceptions have been made.
76. I masturbate roughly once a day unless I’m stressed which thankfully hasn’t been often, lately.
77. The exception is three or four consecutive days every month when I’m incredibly horny and crampy, when I come several times a day usually.
78. I believe the concecpt of the “vaginal orgasm” was one of the worst inaccurate concepts from 20th century sexology.
79. I use toys about 95% of the time but mix them up every several days depending on my mood.
80. My idea of a perfect Saturday afternoon is spent in bed with the sun streaming in and a hard cock to play with for hours.
81. Because I just love touching them, and not just for the purpose of orgasm – just because I find them delicious to hold and taste and look at and stroke and…
82. Public places turn me on.
83. I have not had as much discreet public play as my voracious appetites would like. Yet.
84. I have given a blow job in a deserted alleyway once.
85. I have given a hand job in a darkened underground stairway once.
86. I had sex once on the trading floor of a major bank.
87. The walls were glass windows and the biggest turn on was worrying that someone would see.
88. I have been teased in darkened doorways.
89. But not in a movie theater or an elevator or a restaurant or a bar or the dozens of other places I would like to try.
90. Which means I’m going to be a very busy girl eventually.
91. I have also never had sex outside.
92. The idea of this is a big turn on. Particularly at night, under the stars.
93. My favourite position is missionary. I know. So vanilla. You’re all shocked. I can tell.
94. I have never had a threesome. And yes, I’ve fantasized about it. Mostly with two men in the starring roles.
95. And despite my love for gay sex most of these fantasies do not involve them touching each other. Okay, some do. But most don’t.
96. I have considered from time to time trying out a male escort.
97. Dropping $600-$1000 on a single night (and yes, that’s what they cost around here – I checked) is one of the main reasons I haven’t ever done so.
98. I do believe prostitution should be legalized so its workers can have the same protection and rights as all others in the workforce. Because they probably need it even more than the kid at the donut shop making $8/hr.
99. I believe in safe, sane and consensual, even when you’re not talking about BDSM.
100. Despite the length of this list and the content of this site, I don’t think about sex all the time. Really. Well, mostly.