Every year around this time I find myself wondering how the hell the year went so fast – where did it go? Can I get it back? The old maxim about time speeding up as you get older is 100% true. Tomorrow is my birthday. I can’t quite believe I’m going to be 32, which sounds so very old in my head, though I know it’s not. It’s just that I don’t feel like...
a birthday spanking
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